Mr. Greedy

Meet Mr. Greedy: fat, rich, bald and too high on power (and other things). His whiskey’s older than your grandma, his cigars are Cuban, and his secretary? Let’s just say no one’s staring at her resume. The phones won’t stop ringing. The papers are fake. The furniture smells like corruption. Spin the reels and don’t look what’s on his desk.

Midnight Döner

It’s 4:20AM. You’re broke, drunk, and starving—and there it is: the flickering sign of Midnight Döner. The floor’s sticky and the chef hasn’t said a word since ‘98. The meat? Let’s just say it didn’t come with papers. But when the hunger hits, nothing else matters. Spin the reels and don’t ask where the white sauce comes from.

To Be Announced